I'm a power hungry girl with a book obsession. Hello world.

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via br3athing-but-g0ne)

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- bill clinton (via jeffreyeugenides)

(Source: lalondes, via sparklycupcakexplosion)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via fake-mermaid)

topless-bottom:

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

Wow, that was intense

(via motherhenna)

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(Source: punsatisfying, via angel-of-bitchslap)